When's it going to be my turn? Pregnancy Envy

You really don’t realize how many babies there are in the world until you want one. The same rule applies for pregnant ladies, except that I don’t want a pregnant lady. I do however strongly wish to be one. And I see at least one a day. ONE! I often wonder if this is some sort of cruel reminder from Mother Nature saying “Are you sure you want one? They poop, and cry, and run around wildly, and scream bloody murder in public making you look like an incompetent parent.” Yes Mother Nature, I want one. I still want one. After seeing the 27th baby in public today, yes, I really really want one. Or perhaps she is being optimistic and saying “See it is possible to get knocked up, here’s proof.”

And don’t get me started on Facebook. I’m beginning to think they should call it Pregnantbook. I always have at least one friend on there about to pop out a kid. For reals? *Raises hand* Can I have my turn, please!

I apologize if I seem a bit cranky or PMS-ish. I’ve had period-like cramps all day today but nothing yet. Yes, I am nearing the end of my LP, but what’s the deal? I am over this days and days of cramping already. Aunt Flo, either come or don’t come, but don’t tease me!

I hope you all are having lovely weekends so far!